Sunday, March 6, 2011
3 Toothed Cog Corporate Offices Relocated in .99 Cent Merger
Due to economic turn down, 3toothedcog.com corporate offices have relocated to Colorado Springs, CO. Asheville, NC will be missed but unfortunately glass blowers, beer crafters, and hula hoopers make very poor web developer interns. We will be employing small squirrels and rattlesnakes in our brand new perspiration facility. 3 Toothed Cog is proud to announce that we will be offering worthless stock options and paddle balls in lieu of payment to our loyal slaves (oops employees). Fight the municipality! Pictures of the move to come, once enough hamsters are found to power the generator for our interwebz network.
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